Joyous St. Valentine's Day to All
The Postmaster will now open up the canvas portal into the mind...ah, here are some gems for this Day of Saint Valentine. It seems that marriage of the homosexual kind is weighing heavily on the tired and huddled masses on this day of love. Shall we?
"Tell them to leave the word marraige as being between man and woman. If samesex couples want to become partners to receive each others pensions, then let them sign a contract and become partners, and let the law say they can then have the same benifits as couples do. But please leave the word marraige as it is. Thank you so very much."
No, thank you, for your words have reminded The Postmaster of the, as you so eloquently put it, "benifits" of learning how to arrange letters properly so as to form a word. I promise not to do anything in my awesome and mystical powers to tamper with the word "marraige" as it is rightfully yours in its invention. Is this the first time you have come up with new words? You must be very proud. I myself try to use terms that actually exist in any language, but The Postmaster is picky that way.
"When you are looking at that young Father & Mother with their children in hand, & across the room into the eyes of a Grandmother with grandchildren on her knees, Will your conscience allow you to say, Honestly, " Will I support Bill C-38?" ?"
The Postmaster's conscience cannot allow me to say, Honestly, " Will I support such use of punctuation! and Capitalization" ?. The Postmaster thinks that the writer of this letter should stop worrying about whether a married gay couple will move next door to the grandchildren, and more that the grandchildren be given the proper education so that their command of the English language not be so poor as said writer.
"Tell them to leave the word marraige as being between man and woman. If samesex couples want to become partners to receive each others pensions, then let them sign a contract and become partners, and let the law say they can then have the same benifits as couples do. But please leave the word marraige as it is. Thank you so very much."
No, thank you, for your words have reminded The Postmaster of the, as you so eloquently put it, "benifits" of learning how to arrange letters properly so as to form a word. I promise not to do anything in my awesome and mystical powers to tamper with the word "marraige" as it is rightfully yours in its invention. Is this the first time you have come up with new words? You must be very proud. I myself try to use terms that actually exist in any language, but The Postmaster is picky that way.
"When you are looking at that young Father & Mother with their children in hand, & across the room into the eyes of a Grandmother with grandchildren on her knees, Will your conscience allow you to say, Honestly, " Will I support Bill C-38?" ?"
The Postmaster's conscience cannot allow me to say, Honestly, " Will I support such use of punctuation! and Capitalization" ?. The Postmaster thinks that the writer of this letter should stop worrying about whether a married gay couple will move next door to the grandchildren, and more that the grandchildren be given the proper education so that their command of the English language not be so poor as said writer.
posted by floyd at 12:34 PM
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